Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli... And Leave Some Room for Cake! - A5 / Matte
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- Make Them an Offer They Can’t Refuse (Like Cake, Obviously) You want drama? Style? A little sugar? Say hello to the Mafia Movie-Inspired Dessert Card — where classic black-and-white cinema collides with indulgent treats and cheeky humour. This card is bold, minimal, and quietly dangerous — just like your favourite antihero in a tailored suit. Whether you're celebrating a birthday, anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or just surviving adulthood with flair, this one’s for the film buffs and dessert lovers alike. 🎬 WHAT MAKES IT ICONIC? Let’s break it down: A minimalist silhouette of an iconic film character (you know the one — whispers, suits, and unsettling calm) A dessert so tempting it could start a family feud A black-and-white design that slaps harder than your Nonna’s wooden spoon It’s dramatic. It’s cheeky. And it doesn’t need colour to make a statement. 🎁 WHO’S IT FOR? That one friend who quotes movies at dinner Your partner who always picks tiramisu for dessert A sibling with “main character energy” Or yourself, because you deserve a card that looks expensive This card is perfect for: Birthdays with flair Valentine’s with a wink Movie nights Mafia marathon anniversaries Just-because chaos 💌 CARD DETAILS Sizes available: A6 (4.1" x 5.8") – Pocket drama A5 – The classic A4 – Big screen energy Printed on smooth, premium matte cardstock with crisp detailing. Comes with a matching envelope. No blood oaths included. Blank inside – because your words are the real power move. Go heartfelt, go funny, or drop your best movie quote. Whatever you choose, it’s a scene-stealer. 🖤 WHY THIS CARD WINS OSCARS (In Our Hearts) Nostalgic yet modern – It bridges old-school cinema vibes with today’s humour For all audiences – Film geeks, sweet tooths, hopeless romantics, and sarcastic siblings A total keeper – This isn’t getting binned. It’s going on the fridge or in a shoebox of treasures It’s more than a greeting — it’s an inside joke, a mini movie moment, and a whole aesthetic. 📦 SHIPPING & RETURNS Ships within 1–3 business days UK delivery: 2–5 working days International: 7–14 days depending on customs Returns & Refunds: Accepts returns within 14 days (non-personalized items) Damaged or wrong item? Email us with a photo — we’ll fix it fast Lost package? Replacement or refund, no worries Questions? Praise? Dessert recommendations? Message us — we’re obsessed with good service. 🧁 MORE LIKE THIS? We’ve got more cards like this — just as bold, just as funny, and even more unhinged. Browse the Keolix collection for cards that flirt, roast, and melt hearts. From gothic romance to cute chaos, we’ve got something for every flavour of emotion. ✔ Hilarious cards for every occasion✔ Art prints that scream “me”✔ High-quality stationery with a twist Add this card to your basket and deliver a message with serious style — because life’s too short for boring greetings. 💜 About KEOLIX KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about. Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day. Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage. Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good. Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it. KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now. ✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.